The Tale of the Asshole & the Black Widow

the monster she has become
is derived from a story from her own imagination
the girl i met
buried in the stone garden
the girl that is
a therapist's goldmine
metal face he called her
black hair
black nails
black lipstick
tis sad
it really is
i didn't let her break me
for that i am proud
i took responsibility for my actions and words
a leopard cannot change it's spots
she said
a Dalmatian is born with no spots
they only come at maturity
thats what i think
another lie in the web of deceit
perhaps her screen name suits her best
black widow
she's a deadly virus contagious to all
who seek out her web
an emotional vampress
with multiple personalities
i was strong in the midst of her wrath
no tears or blood shed on my behalf
not even any regrets
how i wish
i could've been a fly
in the back of that ambulance
i live in Charleston
with my wife-to-be
yet she asks him if he's my boyfriend
proof therein that she has no useful brain function left
good ol' predictable 120
pulls his asshole routine
heh
that routine is something
that'll withstand the test of time
he says we are close friends
then gets under her skin
by saying tho
i am gay
he is still my man
LoL
ha!
i can't wait to see him at LRRS haunted house
it has been way too long indeed
he has been a good friend
i can count on
that friendship means a lot to me
i am glad i am away from her
and that god forsaken town
and it's rumors
it only makes me
all the more
grateful and appreciative of cheryl
* sigh *
damn, i love my bella.

Purple

so today is our 6 month anniversary
woohoo
i am so Blessed and so fortunate
to have somebody like Cheryl by my side
she says i give her too much credit
i think not
an astounding beauty is she
she's my healing color
purple
i breathe in her scent
and with each passing hour
each wound on my heart is healed
each tear ever shed
wiped away by her love
her understanding,
compassion,
sincerity,
devotion,
and love
never faultering
always steady
every mistake from my past
makes our relationship
that much stronger
in my journey
to reclaim myself
there is no one blocking my path
no one to catch me if i fall
just someone by my side
with her hand gently on my back
for assurance
the freedom tastes so sweet
the purple,
no longer scary,
but a warm safe haven
that makes my soul come alive
with every kiss

Bella,
the past 6 months have been wonderful.
you have enhanced my life to a point
to where i am at a loss for words. i eagerly
look forward to spendingg the rest of my life
with you. we are so Blessed to have such a
strong, healthy, commited relationship. you
are everything i have ever dreamt of. thank
you for loving me and standing by my side.
"you are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."
i love you, mon femme bella.

Cheryl Was Bein Naughty...

 

Hmmhmm, Thats What I'm Talkin Bout

 

Uh Oh, I Feel A Fart Comin On...

 

The HAPPY Couple @ Atlanta Pride Fest In June '05

 

DAMN I Look GOOD!!

 

< WOOT > Check Out That Redhead!

 

The Demon & The Bitch...

 

Picture PERFECT

 

Wha-Doo-Yuh-Want, Ma? I Was Sleepin So Good...

 

A Little Leg Action From The G.R.I.T.S.

 

Firetruck

 

Aliens, Fuzzy Ralph, & Blessings

well i went home again
spent a delightful evening with my family
margaret, mom, ellis, wisabus, cheryl, & i
all laughed and had a ball over supper
truly the best time spent with them in years
alex and steve were on the way home from hunting

cheryl and i both got sick
fun fun

stayed at ash's motel
the motel security staff
formidable intimidators

poor ralph the turtle
now all fuzzy
suppose i shoulda listened to my mom
and put him in alkiehawl
so tomorrow
cheryl and i will make the journey to her parents' house
for ralph's funeral

making awesome progress in therapy
confronting the reasons for my anger
its hard to do that
i can write words to melt my lovers heart
yet i cannot verbalize
the hurt caused by my sperm donor

my lil texan is okay
she was fortunate to not get hit by rita
what a relief that is

when we were in flotown
i treated myself to a hair cut and color
my auburn hair now has blonde highlights
my family doesn't like it
but i do
as well as my sweetheart

cheryl and i met wisabus
at redbone for lunch
that was the first time
we were disapointed by their food

on the new tv show called threshold
aliens have invaded earth
they invaded camden military academy
now
ISN'T THAT IRONIC
i coulda told yall a helluva long time ago
aliens invaded that friggin school years ago
and his name...
billy doar

cheryl is on her mission
to find a new job
cross your fingers

while in florence
i put yellow daisies on my nana's grave
i am finally at peace with that situation
i still have my angel alive in my heart

life is hard
but when you sit down
to look at what's really important
family, friends, your loved ones, and your health
life is good

we need to observe
the catastrophic chaos and enormous craziness
in today's god forsaken world
and count our Blessings
to be thankful for what we do have

A Dead Turtle, A Babboon's Ass, & Sickness

its been a while since my last post
internet withdrawals sukk
hope to get our pc back this week
a lot has happened
cheryl had an er trip
migraine & very high blood sugar
then my mama linda went in the hospital
like a TRUE daughter,
i rushed to florence to see her
to make sure she'd be okay
i'd wanted to return back to florence
for her return home from the hospital
but i got sick
damnit
i wanted to clean the house and cook her supper
so she wouldn't have to strain herself
she knows i did everything i possibly could to help her
cheryl & i went to folly
and came upon a dead corretta (loggerhead turtle) hatchling
it was so awesome and sad
sad it didn't make it
awesome to find
we have it preserved in a jar
therapy gets harder
as the seconds tick by
they put me on zoloft
we'll see how it works
they also want to test me for anemia
blah blah blah
i hear them drone on
katrina...
what can i say that's not been said
our land of the free
now the land of anarchy
as its prisoners beg the government for help
their pleas fall on deaf ears
heil hitler?
no
heil bush?
hell no.
he's nothing but a babboon's ass
trying to become a tyrant
in our hour of crisis
posing for a picture
holding a katrina effected baby
is supposed to automatically
cleanse his hands of the blood
from our soldiers who are
playing the child's game of marco polo with bin laden?
i fukking think not.
bastard.
i said it before
and i'll say it again
karma...
both a Blessing and a Bitch

Tanorexic, Dub-Ya, & Wonderful Grandma's

now they have a new condition...
tanorexic
oh my stars, yall
this is just in the deep end of the abyss
absolutely ridicermerous

so i'm thinkin
dub-ya needs 2 implants
the first a nice set - o - indestructible balls
an seein as to how them docs
down in the receded country of texas
were conducting top secret CIA/GLAAD experiments
by taking the chunk of brain from dub-ya
from his labotomy
to fed it to both homophobes
and cows infected with Mad Cow Disease
turns out
it just gave em both the shits
but long story short...
they need to insert a brain from a donor
to make up for dub-ya's short comings...
hmmm...
i nominate...
richard simmons
or
oprah...
no 86 oprah
i nominate miss piggy
at least we (the voters) can really be the puppeteers

enough griping.
can't wait for my mom to inform me
of mary's debut editorial
no doubt
i'll have many punchlines outta that
she's GREAT D.A.M. (Dumb Ass Material)
for muh jokes

can't wait for the end of february
* woot *
momma-in-law likes muh story
gave me the much needed direction
she's the best.

Riding The Wind's Back Once Again...

forgiveness.

so i've been thinking of those
whom i carry a resentment or grudge against
i gotta let that go
it just ain't healthy
not only is it imperative to forgive them
but i must forgive myself as well

Fat Bastard,
its ironic, no doubt, good riddens,
the shell in which you reside
is your demise
i never wanted you to leave
that's all
i apologize for hurting you
and i forgive you for hurting me
good bye.

"Dick"
2 outta 3
on a roll, eh?
i only wanted to hear 3 words
the 3 you somehow don't know how to say
i forgive myself for hurting myself because of you
forgiving you will come one day
but not right now
when the day comes
that my heart quits aching over you
your anger will not course through my veins any longer;
only your DNA
biologically related we may be
but family we'll never be & never were

Starlight
i couldn't fix you
nobody can
except you
and i hope that one day
you find the strength to rise above
your self created monsters
to find your sanity
to find you
the real you
i apologize for not being true to you
i may never have physically cheated
but karma has her way, right?
i forgive you & i thank you

to others from my past...
everything has its own rhyme & reason.
nothing's a mistake.
to those who i've hurt, i sincerely apologize.
to those who've hurt me, i forgive you.
i wish only happiness.

now its time...
( to say g'bye to all our families...oops, sry bout that )
for me to live my life for me
instead of trying to please others
instead of carrying the heavy load of anger and resentment

she's free to fly.
her wings now healed.
"to live, that's a great adventure."

Mama Linda & The Fag Mystery

happy birthday,
momma linda

i know we been through some shit
and haven't seen eye to eye on everything
but you were a mama to me when my own wouldn't be

you were there for me through it all
you wouldn't let me shut down
and shut any of yall out

i may not be your child
(thank goddess cuz that'd be kinda scary, no?!)
but when it gets to the wire
you've been my mama like nobody else

thank you
and
i love you
( i'll do my rendition of " its 5 o'clock somewhere "
in your honor bc its your bday)

tonight i cooked a big romantical dinner for my suga butt
(lol ha ha cheryl)
candle light, relaxation CD playing,
some funky new chicken recipe,
yellew rice,
and sauteed veggies
she said it was good

no weird dreams this a.m.
in an odd way
i miss them
it was something to look forward to

sushi tomorrow
achk
goddess help me make it through

i ask this to all yall
anybody with a sufficient or half logical answer
please email me
why would a queen (faggot) have laura croft's lucious face
tattooed on his back?!
any note worthy theories have completely escaped my brain
* btw, i luv ya hun, just tryin to figure ya out *

Lyin Roaches & Golden Girl Envy

roaches might've survived a couple million years
but they're not as invincible
as they want us to think
one minute in the microwave
kills 'em dead
fo sho
don't ask
it was an experiment we wanted to test

my golden girls shirt came today
stay golden
it says
liz got jealous
maybe hers will arrive tomorrow
i'll post the pic when i can

because she and i
are golden girl dorks
we should rightfully inform
the designers of the t-shirt
that Sophia is donning the wrong glasses
actually she does wear the square glasses
but that's 3 episodes post
the burning demise of shady pines retirement home

wonderfully clumsy me
has pulled my tummy muscles

meds approved
now see what the doc's rx is

cheryl & i have decided
its either folly beach or o-burg
we'll move to

a dream has begun
2 lezbans
a plan
and the great state of south carolina

la la la
" the bitch is back,
stone cold sober
as a matter of fact "

btw, cheryl...
i know you're burnt out from your job, bella.
i'll be your light to guide you through.
i love you, mon femme bella.

There's No Place Like Home...

*click click click*
went dorothy's shoes
she awoke from her dream
to find she was home again.
my family,
what can i say?
i love to
not like them.
my boys are in the 4th grade.
my heart aches at the fact.
i was in 4th grade
when margaret was born.
margaret,
now comfortably snuggled in 8th grade.
i was in 8th grade when the boys were born.
reality isn't a pretty picture.
it just doesn't seem real.
hannah now in k5.
i best catch up with the times, eh?

i have now mastered the 5 speed completely.
liz laughed and said she was ashamed
that i could do it
and she couldn't.

saw linda and them.
all's well
that ends well,
i supose.

cheryl's at work today.
i get to play house wife.
clean, cook, ...
( take a gander at what the 3 dots are for )

anyways
not much else to report on.
so it seems that life goes on, even in never land.
time doesn't stand still,
even for those who believe
and who are the purest of heart.
tink's awake and not in never land ( kansas ) anymore.
although i must say
* fairytales DO come true *
thanks to my bride to be,
i love you bella.

* you know that place between awake and asleep? that place you still remember dreaming? that's where i'll always love you, - Bella -. that's where i'll be waiting. * ~ Tink

The BITCH Is Back (Well, Almost)

way-el....
here's a quick run down....

was at the in-law's house 2 nights
momma in law now reading my story
talk about nerve racking

therapy
HARD
seriously
the walls are coming down
when all's said and done on my therapy bit
i'mma stand up & sing my ode to elton john
"i'm a bitch, i'm a bitch,
and the BITCH IS BACK,
stone cold sober,
as a matter of fact,
i'm a bitch, i'm a bitch,
yea the bitch is back!!"
i identify with that
cause it signifies you're healthy again
and you've conquered your demons & addictions
never thought there'd be a day
when i saw the light at the end of the tunnel
so i could say there is hope
that i can conquer those hurdles
and Tink can truly fly again
amongst the milky way & constellations

giving up smoking
therapist says i need
to learn to make
me important to myself
in that,
my self esteem will transpire to be healthy
getting off pain pills
is easier than giving up nicotine
its crazy
plus i had the epiphany
that dana reeves and peter jennings (r.i.p.)
couldn't avoid the lung cancer
so wtf makes me better than them?
i'm no superman

crossing fingers
that voc rehab will help me once again
with much needed meds

mason was here
we talked about a lot
i realized i miss reading up on mythology
so i did something about it
and went to get the book
taken away by starlight & j
that's okay
i have my own copy now

btw jolie's movie,
alexander,
sucked a fat ass FUGLY dildo
although she played her role to the ' t '
she was STUNNINGLY beautiful, as always

met two cool lezbans tonight
cheryl & i gotta get better
on the whole social life scene
we prefer the boob tube or a book
and sitting at home with each other

going to mawmaw's tomorrow night
* woot *
lovin up that
i pwomise you that

i'm realizing more & more
with each strife & every passing second
that i'm not alone in conquering myself
i'm so completely fortunate
and unbelievably lucky
to have cheryl by my side

Ode To Grandma

my thoughts go 'round and 'round
the ghosts and halos
only a stigmatism
a sigh of relief
Sarah's not crazy on that account
so it seems the older i get
the more i pay attention to the world surrounding me
i struggled so hard to be nothing
like the monstrosity he is
yet i'm in therapy
to tame his anger and cut throat words
her sheer stupidity and lack of common sense
are the corner stones of my one liner jokes
who she is,
i raged against
now my dream
her reality
with the excusions of the minivan and the whole teacher thing
as the reality dawns upon me
that i am indeed a product
of these two morons
i can't help but to cringe
maybe i could be the crazy grandma
when i'm 80
i could tell the same damn stories over
a million times
of trips long ago
and the stories of devilishly taunting
poor unsuspecting teachers
with my best friend
it might not be the damn sweater story
but hey
wisabus and i got
the matching golden girl t-shirts
that counts
my descendents won't know
the ancient history of who the golden girls were
maybe Sophia's purse will be in
the smithsonian
along side archie bunker's infamous chair
this much i know is true
i know where and what i came from
i know where and what i am and aim to be
i will achieve my heart's desire
beside and with my wife to be
we will attain our mightiest achievment
watch the children grow and leave
and thier children grow
then i can be old
wear purple
pretend like i'm crazy
blame it on my age
and when my favorite grandchild calls me on the phone
to ask what i'm up to,
i'll say
"sitting in my rocking chair, smoking a cigarette, watching tv, and drinking coffee."

DumbAss Concoction & The R Blog

a Dumb Ass concoction
the culprit behind my squeaky frail voice
imagine, much to my dismay,
how amused & simply thrilled
i was to learn that i am
second generation in the Dumb Ass concoction
great
i've noticeably become a r blog junkie
i was that way in hs when it came to her show
if my arse wasn't sitting on the floor in my living room
AT 4 o'clock everyday
then my whole day was wasted
or so i thought
it seemed almost magical to watch her on tv
i remember playfully fussing with Steve
on whether or not Ro was a dyke
even then
truly full of innocence, it didn't matter to me
for one hour every monday through friday
she made my pathetic little life
funny and meaningful
they called her the queen of nice
now
they've donned her
the queen of mean
why do they say that?
my guess is that
you have to become what they want you to be
when you're on tv,
a pre-fabbed, charity lovin, barbie doll
okay so she resigned from her show,
came out,
had a bad magazine deal,
a failed broadway attempt,
a wedding ceremony that blazed the way for millions to come,
a new baby,
a new cruise line,
she's gone back to her true roots- stand up comedy,
and now,
her r blog
i think she grew tired of being what they wanted her to be
so she busted out (literally)
and guess what
she's actually human
just like the rest of us
and that means she gets zits,
has her strong opinions,
and mouths off at celebrities' stupid antics
so now that my life truly does have meaning that i can honestly appreciate,
i still love to get captivated by this woman
who can bring a smile to my temporarily voiceless face
her happy color is yellow she says
but when i recall watching her show, her movies,
and now especially reading her blog,
she shows me my purple

Dah Purtiest Crayon!!

winston churchill said
"never, never, never give up."
life is full of setbacks
so its time i grit my teeth
and show 'em what i got
therapy is going well
it seems its as if
i identify the emotion of anger
with my sperm donor
now i just have to learn
where to place my own anger
the effects of unwise parental vocabulary
have deeply sunk their teeth into me
i'm working on that,
on my self esteem,
i have learned this much
i have my self respect
my heart and soul,
and my memories
and there isn't anybody who can take those away from me
therapy is SO hard
but i know it'll be worth it
i was playin around tonight with ash
and told him
"i'm not the brightest crayon in the box."
he said
"no you're not but you sure are the most colorful."
how sweet is my lil queen
circumstances in life
often change
to throw hurdles at us
to keep us on our toes
but life ain't easy
and it damn sure ain't fair
so what do you do?
move forward,
not backwards.
time,
a blessing and a curse,
only moves forward,
as should we.

Wisabus, The Beach House, And Fried Chicken

so wisabus wuz here
we showed her all of chucktown
it was great having my
bestest fwiend in da whole wide world here
cheryl says
she like listening to the banter back and forth
between liz and i
sunday cheryl and i went to my in laws' house
ate supper
visited with mama in law
finished another book
the beach house
by mary alice monroe
i highly suggest it
my next venture is to find the next great
indigenous book to SC
busy busy busy week ahead
God & Goddesses grant me the patience & courage to make it through
well my wifey-to-be is cooking me some fried chicken right now
so let me scram
peace, luv 'n chicken

anniversario felice, il mio amore

today is my 4 month anniversary with Cheryl
looking back
its amazing
the changes that have taken place within me
i had all but forgotten what it was like
to have someone be true to you
i hear an old ghost's words blow through my thoughts
"people and emotions are fragile, easy to break...
you must treat them with the same carefulness
as you treat a baby"
i see the anger
hatred
and ignorance
from my old life
in the people that once were
never have i claimed to be perfect
i'll be the first to admit i have flaws
but sometimes you just take a step back
and you gotta just say damn
no doubt karma
is both a saving grace
or a rightful demise
i used to be able to write words
to bring lovers to their knees,
the hardest of hearts to tears,
and the romantics to a higher level of illusionment
i wish i could tell you, Cheryl,
the true depth of my feelings for you,
how much you've impacted my life,
my heart,
my soul,
but words are merely words
i could whisper sweet nothings in your ears,
or tell you that i love you everyday all day
for a million years to come
i could be a copy cat
and copy and paste love song lyrics on here
that are dedicated to you
but that in itself is jaded and unorginal
definately not good enough to be graced by your time
one thing i know i can do and will do
is continue to show you my love for you
by remaining by your side
through all to come

Happy Anniversary, Bella.
I love you with ALL my heart, soul, body, mind, & spirit.

Blah Blah Blah

Life goes on in my utopia.
Met the new therapist today.
Very nice.
Reminds me of one of the chicks off L Word.
Can't decided if she's gay or str8.
Doesn't matter anyways.
The heat is unforgiving.
The haze over the Charleston skyline unreal.
Looks like something from another world.
Lifetime to show Golden Palace for a limited time.
Are Liz & I the only ones ecstatic about that?
Is that normal?
Ah, who cares?
We joined a gym under one membership.
They accept us as a couple.
How awesome is that, I ask?!
Its a purty cool gym,
I like it.
Steve's supposed to call me tomorrow
When he's in town.
That'll be neat.
Liz is coming Saturday.
Sunday is our BBQ at L & A's.
Not much to tell,
Life is good.

Everybody Deserves To Be Happy

guys are stupid.
i have a great friend
who has highly admirable qualities,
but a guy is making her feel like shyt.
i swear that is the PRECISE reason
i love women.
why should a great girl
have to degrade herself by
pretending to be less intellegent
and more needy?
the very qualities that terrify guys
and send them running back to their Momma's
are the same damn qualities that make women so beautiful.
strength, wit, courage, stamina, independence,...
i could list them (the qualities) for hours.
males truly are the weaker of the two sexes.
now i'm not saying that all males are stupid, evil, and Momma's boys
there are a few good men out there,
they are just far and few between.
no doubt my boys will be good men,
just like my dad, steve.
he taught me how to drive,
he was there on my prom night,
and he was at my graduation.
brad paisley said it best in his song,...
"Lookin' back all I can say, About all the things he did for me,
Is I hope I'm at least half the dad, That he didn't have to be"
i hope my bestest fwiend
finds somebody in this world who can appreciate her
and treat her the way she deserves.
i hope and pray that she can find somebody that can
makes her as happy as i am with cheryl.
everybody deserves that.

Lightning Speed Of The Rat Race...

i stayed up waaaay too late last night,
watched waaaay too much TV.
the politicians and sales guys
started to metamorphisize
into harry potter characters.
this world is becoming
contaminated by absurdity
at an alarming unforgiving break neck speed.
as for me,
i am completely content
living and enjoying
the delectful taste of
the slow southern life.
all these idiotic, robotic people
going faster than lance armstrong
in this rat race,
where are they going?
but yall know what,
thats not for me to worry
my pretty lil head over.
all stupid people,
that is what they are.
and to those of you who know me,
know that i have a serious allergy to them.

Harry, Charlie, & Sexy Spikes

been spending a lot of quiet time with my girl
she got me the new harry potter book
i've already finished it
OMFG!!
the next book shall be of EXTREME interest
we went on a date to see charlie & the chocolate factory
pot heads congregate, this is the movie for you!!
a few scenes were hilariously disturbing,
though the only ones in the theatre laughing
were my girl, two LITTLE kids, and myself
hmmm...
is there something wrong with that picture?
me thinks no;
'tis nothing more than the young at heart
having an innocent time
we pampered ourselves to a haircut and eyebrow waxes
i got layers,
she got more butchy
(oh, * Ahem * btw, baby it isn't too butchy, its still femme...a lil bit....)
i like the spikey haired look on my baby
she's so perfectly awesome!
the only other one to pull off
the spikey look just as delicious
would be the ONE & ONLY
rosie o'donnell


heard something painfully truthful, yet grudgingly funny on one of my favorite shows, Rescue Me, on FX
" Yes; I am prejudice seeing a $2000 dollar car with an $8000 paint job packed with six Spics smoking weed. " - Tommy, in Sensitivity Training Classes

An Ass Shakin Roach, Gettin Tipsy, Christening The New Bridge, Folly Pier, & Mastering The 5 Speed

okay so i have A LOT to update yall on...
for starters...
i truly think i'm losing my mind.
cheryl was working friday night
i was at home
nothing out of the ordinary, right?
WELL,
a cock roach appeared in our room
(ew!! fukking NASTY)
this lil bastard gets ON THE CEILING
RIGHT ABOVE THE BED
i'm scared to take the broom to it
for fear of knocking him off onto the bed
i'm on the phone with cheryl
at the time (2:30 a.m.)
she convinces me to get the broom, right?
well that didn't work
the lil fukker SHOOK HIS ASS AT ME
HE SHOOK HIS ASS AT ME
the GD fukker TAUNTED me, yall
theys just some things in this here world that jus' aint right
an' thas one of 'em
so anyways, cheryl took off of work for 30 minutes
to come home to kill it
because i started flipping out an went into the starts of a panick attack
oh yea and i broke the lamp while trying to kill him too

NEXT STORY:
cheryl and i go to a wedding reception saturday night
on one of the local plantations here in Charleston
its her cousin that got hitched
i drank like 3 or 4 sips from champagne
and 3 or 4 sips from an EXTREMELY southern drink called Mimosa
yea my ass got tipsy
so here i am tipsy, in some rough humidity,
and surrounded by members of Cheryl's family that i've never met
apparently blue eyes aren't the only thing that run in the family, LoL
we left there and drove over the new Charleston bridges TWICE
omg its breath taking yall!
we drove over it on openin' night, how cool is that?!
we then drove around c-ton with our windows down,
listening to the radio,
and taking us where fate took us.
fate took us to folly beach
we parked the car, then walked on the beach to the pier,
where we made out in the moonlight underneath the pier.
now i ask you,
gay or straight,
how friggin romantic is that?!

NEXT STORY:
sunday afternoon (yesterday)
we went to cheryl's parents in orangeburg
we ate lunch
then took off in the car so cheryl could teach me
how to drive a 5 speed
i did well, yall!!
i tell yall what,
i suprise even myself, sometimes!!
i even did it with my future Mom-In-Law in the car with us
* WooT WooT *
then, let's see....
hmmm....
we went on a fire deptartment scene call
though we got stuck on the interstate
it was rough,
it was an entrapment call
2 helicopters and 1 bus (ambulance)
LoL, i almost have Cheryl convinced if we move back to O-burg
we BOTH hafta join the fire dept.

Life is GREAT, AIN'T IT, YALL?!

Karma, Anger Mangement, and Fireworks

today we got her,
Karma.
thats what we named her anyways.
an '03 Civic, fully loaded.
and what a beauty is she!!
i already put my stickers on her and everything
my Tink sticker (of course, duh!),
my hula girl SC sticker,
and my blue fairy that says "i've been fairy good".
its hot,
i tell you.
of course with it bein a 5 speed,
adjustments will be done to accommodate me.
my girl is SOOOO hot driving it, too.
she gets a lil extra " pep " in her,
she's just so garsh darn delectable!!
she gets a little bit more fiesty
when driving a stick shift,
i tell yall...
she is just damnit adorable!!
we originally wanted the lime green bug
i fell in love with it.
i truly believe if that sales man
had not been a dickhead
we would've gotten it.
how * super cute * would that've been?!
anyways today at the dealership
i had an outburst of anger.
i know i have problems with my anger,
and because i REFUSE to be like RICHARD,
it will be corrected and handled appropriately.
this sale general manager
was a mother fukkin dick i tell yall,
he had the gd nerve to talk to MY girlfriend
like she was a damn dumbass.
well that pissed me off right there.
BUT
BUT
BUT,...
the S.O.B. looked JUST like
Fat Bastard, Billy.
the more i stared into the fukker's face,
the more enraged and irate i became.
i unloaded on him, no doubt.
but what scared me,
was that the anger i felt,
though misdirected,
went straight to my core.
the words i said to him
to me
weren't strong enough,
hateful enough,
or ugly enough.
i wanted to cause him temporary bodily harm,
not that i ever actually would cause i'm too big of a pussy.
that is how MUCH aggression
i had towards this faggot ass wanna-be
that i never met before in my life,
simply because he looked like Fat Bastard.
* sigh *
yeah, talk about a few therapy sessions on THAT.
but movin on,
we were informed of a house and property
for sale on Johns Island.
we are looking into the possibility of buying it.
i dunno that it'll even be possible,
so we are going to see what we can do.
the fireworks in charleston were tonight
to commemorate the new bridge opening.
i stayed home and watched them on tv
cause cheryl was at work.
they were GREAT!
that blows
but hey,
life is great!
my boys are getting worn out at camp,
they're having a blast,
mom says.
mawmaw said it was okay if cheryl and i go back to florence
to spend the night or two at her house in early august.
planning on bringing pixie back with us,
to get her fixed.
i love my life,
i swear i do.
i have the best family,
the best friends,
and an amazingly awesome partner.
thank you,
to yall up there up above in the heavens lookin down.
i know i am truly Blessed,
for that,
i am forever grateful.
its the gods and goddesses
to who i have mucho gratitude for.

I Dropped My Shit...

so
we went to florence
dropped off Shithead
spent time with everybody i love;
Mawmaw, Wisabus, Momma Linda...
Woohoo
That was fun
heh
Although my Papa
prolly ain't too happy with me
* AHEM *
transferred my case to Charleston
thank gawd
came back home via orangeburg
went to test drive cars today
we drove an 03 lime green bug
it was AWESOME
and drove one or two other cars
we saw a camper explode on the interstate on the way to orangeburg
that was kinda cool
anyways
my food's ready.
peace luv 'n chicken

And So The Fairytale Goes On...

not much to report on
cannot wait
to go home
to my g-ma's with my woman
harley will be dumped out
asap after crossing
the Flo County line
he is back to full force
with a vengence
didn't see the yorkies
spent all day snuggled up to her
i couldn't have asked for a better life

Amor Vincit Omnia

I am Blessed.

Thank You
to the Powers That Be.

I have great
Friends,
Family,
and Partner.

Amor Vincit Omnia.

Oops!!

tuesday we went to river front park
to take Harley
he's such a pussy;
scared of the water
'squiters carried us away
they are the unofficial state bird
wednesday we went to see L & A
they got a new chi-wow-wow
cutest one i ever seen
ever
i fell in love with the pup
as if that wasn't inevitable
more chi-wow-wow's are coming
i'll prolly want another dog i can't have
i have issues, LoL
i never realized how much i loved dogs
until i wasn't around them
we're meeting up with them saturday
to go see the show yorkies
we came home
and
um...
anyways,
in the excitement of things...
btw, on a side note-
camera phones are GREAT
anyways like i was saying
the head board of the bed broke
so...
at 2 a.m.
we tore down the bed frame
and carried it to the trash
so as of the other day
hurricane cindy
has been downgraded
to a tropical storm
hmmm...
right.
okay.
my mind is just wandering
i awoke today feeling like shit
i think i am getting sick
been glued to the
britney & kevin show
she's seemingly
just a normal girl
and southern, to boot
i'mma head off of here
an crash on the couch
peace, luv, 'n chicken yall

Fairytales DO Come True!!

okay so we went to beaufort
to diana's friend's party
it was great
the ride through the lowcountry
was sultry and as southern as it gets
i could definately be a low country girl
we sat on the swingset that over looked the broad river marshes
we could see three sets of fireworks
the food
alcohol
obnoxious drunks
good ol' southern people
were all in abundance
i knew i belonged right there at that precise moment
there was NO WHERE else i'd rather have been
sitting there in the swing
snuggled up to my girl
watching the july 4th fireworks
was simply put
amazing
something right out
of a southern fairytale

A Daddy sitting with his little girl, its a sweet picture, isn't it?! 

This be's the swing where Cheryl and I sat to watch the fireworks...Paris Island, Hilton Head, AND the rest of the fireworks!! 

Me ON the dock...Notice the shirt, LoL!! I look like shyt though, but we'd been outside for hours..gimee a break, I can't look perfect 24/7!! 

The dock on the marsh, the sunlight kinda blurs the pic 

Diana and Me on the boat...She's a crazy one, but she's GREAT- even for a Yankee!! 

Cheryl chillin by the marshes of the river at the party 

Diana and Cheryl on the boat