Lyin Roaches & Golden Girl Envy

roaches might've survived a couple million years
but they're not as invincible
as they want us to think
one minute in the microwave
kills 'em dead
fo sho
don't ask
it was an experiment we wanted to test

my golden girls shirt came today
stay golden
it says
liz got jealous
maybe hers will arrive tomorrow
i'll post the pic when i can

because she and i
are golden girl dorks
we should rightfully inform
the designers of the t-shirt
that Sophia is donning the wrong glasses
actually she does wear the square glasses
but that's 3 episodes post
the burning demise of shady pines retirement home

wonderfully clumsy me
has pulled my tummy muscles

meds approved
now see what the doc's rx is

cheryl & i have decided
its either folly beach or o-burg
we'll move to

a dream has begun
2 lezbans
a plan
and the great state of south carolina

la la la
" the bitch is back,
stone cold sober
as a matter of fact "

btw, cheryl...
i know you're burnt out from your job, bella.
i'll be your light to guide you through.
i love you, mon femme bella.