Lightning Speed Of The Rat Race...

i stayed up waaaay too late last night,
watched waaaay too much TV.
the politicians and sales guys
started to metamorphisize
into harry potter characters.
this world is becoming
contaminated by absurdity
at an alarming unforgiving break neck speed.
as for me,
i am completely content
living and enjoying
the delectful taste of
the slow southern life.
all these idiotic, robotic people
going faster than lance armstrong
in this rat race,
where are they going?
but yall know what,
thats not for me to worry
my pretty lil head over.
all stupid people,
that is what they are.
and to those of you who know me,
know that i have a serious allergy to them.