Tanorexic, Dub-Ya, & Wonderful Grandma's

now they have a new condition...
tanorexic
oh my stars, yall
this is just in the deep end of the abyss
absolutely ridicermerous

so i'm thinkin
dub-ya needs 2 implants
the first a nice set - o - indestructible balls
an seein as to how them docs
down in the receded country of texas
were conducting top secret CIA/GLAAD experiments
by taking the chunk of brain from dub-ya
from his labotomy
to fed it to both homophobes
and cows infected with Mad Cow Disease
turns out
it just gave em both the shits
but long story short...
they need to insert a brain from a donor
to make up for dub-ya's short comings...
hmmm...
i nominate...
richard simmons
or
oprah...
no 86 oprah
i nominate miss piggy
at least we (the voters) can really be the puppeteers

enough griping.
can't wait for my mom to inform me
of mary's debut editorial
no doubt
i'll have many punchlines outta that
she's GREAT D.A.M. (Dumb Ass Material)
for muh jokes

can't wait for the end of february
* woot *
momma-in-law likes muh story
gave me the much needed direction
she's the best.