An Ass Shakin Roach, Gettin Tipsy, Christening The New Bridge, Folly Pier, & Mastering The 5 Speed

okay so i have A LOT to update yall on...
for starters...
i truly think i'm losing my mind.
cheryl was working friday night
i was at home
nothing out of the ordinary, right?
WELL,
a cock roach appeared in our room
(ew!! fukking NASTY)
this lil bastard gets ON THE CEILING
RIGHT ABOVE THE BED
i'm scared to take the broom to it
for fear of knocking him off onto the bed
i'm on the phone with cheryl
at the time (2:30 a.m.)
she convinces me to get the broom, right?
well that didn't work
the lil fukker SHOOK HIS ASS AT ME
HE SHOOK HIS ASS AT ME
the GD fukker TAUNTED me, yall
theys just some things in this here world that jus' aint right
an' thas one of 'em
so anyways, cheryl took off of work for 30 minutes
to come home to kill it
because i started flipping out an went into the starts of a panick attack
oh yea and i broke the lamp while trying to kill him too

NEXT STORY:
cheryl and i go to a wedding reception saturday night
on one of the local plantations here in Charleston
its her cousin that got hitched
i drank like 3 or 4 sips from champagne
and 3 or 4 sips from an EXTREMELY southern drink called Mimosa
yea my ass got tipsy
so here i am tipsy, in some rough humidity,
and surrounded by members of Cheryl's family that i've never met
apparently blue eyes aren't the only thing that run in the family, LoL
we left there and drove over the new Charleston bridges TWICE
omg its breath taking yall!
we drove over it on openin' night, how cool is that?!
we then drove around c-ton with our windows down,
listening to the radio,
and taking us where fate took us.
fate took us to folly beach
we parked the car, then walked on the beach to the pier,
where we made out in the moonlight underneath the pier.
now i ask you,
gay or straight,
how friggin romantic is that?!

NEXT STORY:
sunday afternoon (yesterday)
we went to cheryl's parents in orangeburg
we ate lunch
then took off in the car so cheryl could teach me
how to drive a 5 speed
i did well, yall!!
i tell yall what,
i suprise even myself, sometimes!!
i even did it with my future Mom-In-Law in the car with us
* WooT WooT *
then, let's see....
hmmm....
we went on a fire deptartment scene call
though we got stuck on the interstate
it was rough,
it was an entrapment call
2 helicopters and 1 bus (ambulance)
LoL, i almost have Cheryl convinced if we move back to O-burg
we BOTH hafta join the fire dept.

Life is GREAT, AIN'T IT, YALL?!