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264 Ways To Say Vagina

anchovy sump
ball backboard
bat wings
beard
bearded clam
bearded lady
beaver
bee-hive
bikini bizkit
black velvet
boogie
bow'r o' bliss
box
bread
brownie
bud
bun
bunny hutch
bush
bushy park
business
butter churn
cabbage
cake
canal
canasta
cat
chacha
chalupa
cherry pie
cherry pop
chi chi
chick pea
chimmy-changa
chocha
chuff
chute
clam
clitoris
clitty
cockpit
cock bucket
cock holester
coin purse
conundrum
cooch
coochie
cookie
cookie jar
cooter
cootie
coozy
corncrib
crack
crease
crotch waffle
crumpet
cum bucket
cum dumpster
cunnus (Latin)
cunny
cunt (Derived from Old English cwithe, 'womb', or from quaint.)
Cuntzilla
cupid's alley
cush
cut
cuzzy
dark meat
dead end street
dickey dido
dirty barrel
dog's mouth
doughnut
duck blind
fanny
fern
Fetus Factory
flesh taco
forbidden fruit
fort bushy
fur-burger
furry cup
futy
garden
Garden of Eden
gash
Gates of Venus
genitalia
genitals
geography
ghi
gig
gigi
ginch
gonad
grand canal
grand canyon
groceries
growl
gumbo pot
hair
pie
hairy ring
hairy wheel
happy valley
hatch
hatchet wound
hatchi
hidden treasure hole
holed out
honey cupboard
honey pot
honeyspot
hoo-ha
house with pink shutters
hot-bot
hot box
jackin a box
jade gate
jaxy
jelly
jelly jar
jelly roll
jimmy slot
jing-jang
jizz jar
jiz creek
joxy
juice box
julep pitcher
kincey
kitty
labs
lips
little sister
lolly pop
lord
love canal
love grotto
love tunnel
lower deck
lumber mill
man in a boat
meat
meat curtains
milk pail
minge
money box
money maker
municipal cockwash (for the girl who has been around)
mouth
mouth organ
motar and pestle
motte
mouse trap
mowed lawn
muff
mustache
nautch
nether lips
nether regions
nook-nookie
nookey
nookie
nooky
old thing
one that bites
open faced toastada
panty hamster
pea patch
peach basket
peaches
pecker-holder
peehole
pickle pocket
pie
pink taco
piss flaps
plum (a Shakespearean euphemism for vagina.)
pocket
pokey
poom poom
pooter
poon tang
privates
promised land
pudent
pudendum
puffy pocket
pukapunce
pussy
quiff
quim
rattlesnake canyon
real thing
red snapper
rhubarb
Roast Beef root cellar
sandwich
scratch
servant's quarters
she
slash
slice
slippery slide
slit
slot
snake pit
snapping turtle
snapper
snatch
snip
snippet
squirrel's nest
special place
sperm sucker
split
split stuff
Stabin' Cabin
stash
stench trench
stuff
sugar bowl
sweet et cetera
tail
tail pipe
The Great Divide
thing
Tinkle Bird
third armpit
tool box
tongue magnet
trench
trim
trot
tuna taco
tunnel of love
tuppy
tush twam
twim
twat (term used for vagina since 17th century)
undercut
vadge
vagina
vaginal barrel
vagina diner
vee dub
velvet tunnel of love
venda
vent
vertical bacon sandwich
verticle smile
vineyard
vulva
wazoo
wedge
white meat
wick burner
woowoo
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