today i saw the funniest mating ritual.
it seems that my father-in-law's dog,
puddin,
a chocolate lab/dalmation mix,
has an unrequited homosexual affection for my harley.
puddin began lickin his chops,
with the hammy eyes,
walking in circles around harley,
trying to do that things dogs do,
to say bonjour.
harley's lip starts to tremble,
then he unleashes his most macho bark
(which sounds like a fairy writhing in ecstacy),
and leaps into the air like a Juliard trained ballerina,
to pretend to bite his stalker.
puddin backs away unphased,
but still has that hungry look in his eyes.
a hunger that only another male dog can fulfill.
and then the ritual begins again.
and they say being a homo aint natural.
so the scientists claim we are extincting ourselves.
wow.
they are just realizing this?
now i cannot help but to feel more right.
i was right when i said that humans are frikkin dumbasses.
the USA is on her way down,
as is our world.
i kinda hafta wonder what the world will be like for my future generation.
what can i do to make it better?
i'm going to make a permenant conscious effort to be more green.
its my human duty.
ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaa!!
DOODY!!
i amuse myself.
*sigh*
tomorrow we clean house.
my PC comes tuesday morning,
then bella works tuesday and wednesday nights,
and thursday liz comes,
and friday morning,
we leave for atlanta.
and saturday,
we are to be wed.
that's a scary thought.
ME,
married.
who woulda thought that the girl who was so self destructive,
was finally starting to make something of herself?
it seems i have found my purple.
sure,
i'll still have tense days.
ya know,
like when ya dunno if it'll be a fart or a shart,
yeah, that kinda tense.
but it'll all be okay in the end anyways.
either way,
that fart and/or shart will air out somehow.
yesth,
yesth,
it'll all be okay.
it seems that my father-in-law's dog,
puddin,
a chocolate lab/dalmation mix,
has an unrequited homosexual affection for my harley.
puddin began lickin his chops,
with the hammy eyes,
walking in circles around harley,
trying to do that things dogs do,
to say bonjour.
harley's lip starts to tremble,
then he unleashes his most macho bark
(which sounds like a fairy writhing in ecstacy),
and leaps into the air like a Juliard trained ballerina,
to pretend to bite his stalker.
puddin backs away unphased,
but still has that hungry look in his eyes.
a hunger that only another male dog can fulfill.
and then the ritual begins again.
and they say being a homo aint natural.
so the scientists claim we are extincting ourselves.
wow.
they are just realizing this?
now i cannot help but to feel more right.
i was right when i said that humans are frikkin dumbasses.
the USA is on her way down,
as is our world.
i kinda hafta wonder what the world will be like for my future generation.
what can i do to make it better?
i'm going to make a permenant conscious effort to be more green.
its my human duty.
ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaa!!
DOODY!!
i amuse myself.
*sigh*
tomorrow we clean house.
my PC comes tuesday morning,
then bella works tuesday and wednesday nights,
and thursday liz comes,
and friday morning,
we leave for atlanta.
and saturday,
we are to be wed.
that's a scary thought.
ME,
married.
who woulda thought that the girl who was so self destructive,
was finally starting to make something of herself?
it seems i have found my purple.
sure,
i'll still have tense days.
ya know,
like when ya dunno if it'll be a fart or a shart,
yeah, that kinda tense.
but it'll all be okay in the end anyways.
either way,
that fart and/or shart will air out somehow.
yesth,
yesth,
it'll all be okay.
