Memorable DUKES Quotes

Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.

Luke Duke: You thinkin' about throwin' that?
Uncle Jesse: Oh, I'm gonna throw it... I was thinkin' about pussy.

Cop: What seems to be the problem, sugar?
Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.