the wonders of my life.

i awoke this morning to the wondrous sound of air rushing out betwix a pair of ass cheeks.
ah.
the perils of my life.
so get this,
bush is critisizing the iraqi's hangings of saddam and his brother.
i'll be damned.
since our beloved president is so intelligent,
perhaps he would heed this suggestion:
send cheney.
he knows how to shoot em!!
but on second thought...
cheney would need more trainin.
he didnt kill his first victim!
the high morals of this country,
yes sireeee bob.
i tell yall what.
we goin to hell in a hand basket.
purty as ya pleasin.
speakin of no morals,
lemee skip to my fave celebrity feud of the moment:
ro vs dump truck.
ms nj had to resign cuz she got knocked up,
one posed in some risque pics,
and the other's in rehab.
dump truck is OBVIOUSLY rubbing off his moral code on his girls...
rubbing off...
too easy.
not gonna take that hot shot....
oh no i di'nt!!
idol's back on...
and though its funny,
the true hilarious antics are coming from ms abdul.
she sho were awful thirsty!
(notice her drinkin that shit through a straw too?! LAWSY that girl's got some damn balls-o-steel!!)
had my eye appt today.
i evidently have one baseball & one football for my eyes.
how endearing.
company this weekend.
we gonna have us sum guud fixins!!
i cant wait for my frogmore stew (aka beaufort stew)!
first math test next week.
i am hoping for a pretty decent grade.
peace out, fart masters.

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